1. who said guys can't strike girls?
2. if u meet someone who trys to look for trouble n jus can't stop irritating u, whack them in the jaw so they can't speak.
3. if they still cause u trouble, knock them out cold.
4. if u can't keep your cool, lose it.
5. if the person is stronger n tougher than u, run.
6. never engage in an argument with 'aunties' cus u will never win.
7. if your girlfriend asks u to pay her handphone bill, dump her.
8. a little of red wine everyday is good for your health.
9. the most effective solution to pimples is soap n water.
10. in the laws of nature, the fittest doesn't survive. it is the smartest that does.
11. if your girlfriend supports sly sim, take her to a doctor.
12. always listen to bing hong.
